This morning I started getting random text messages from an unknown number. I eventually convinced her that I was not the person she was looking for and asked how she got my number. Turns out she is the mom of one of my campers from 3 summers ago and their iCloud contacts combined. Apparently she was trying to text another girl named Kaitlyn. WEIRD.
Today is one of those days where waking up 5 minutes before you have to leave, showing up to breakfast with friends wearing yesterday’s makeup while trying to stop a bleeding hand, forgetting your computer in your car, opening a can of pop and having it explode all over your arm, and misplacing everything you touch is completely normal. Welcome to my life.
I was telling one of my friends about my weekend and I was teasing that the reason guys kept approaching us was because we were wearing fun dresses and heels. Her response?
“Cute outfits always help but you girls, I am sure, are adorable sans dresses and heels, too!”
I lost it. Totally not what she meant but it came out so funny!
Today I walked into one of the restrooms at work and a man walked out of one of the stalls. I had a mini-panic moment and said,
“Oh my gosh, am I in the wrong room?”
He looked at me and mumbled,
“Nope, I’m just in here.”
Then he left.
WHAT?!
I won the jackpot at bingo last night. It was funny because I even said something about wanting to win the black out round, and I did! These are my winnings + a round of shots for the entire table. And, Carrie won an earlier round which meant TWO rounds of shots for the entire table. Success.
All it takes to get hit on is walking down the street to Nicollet.
Weird man (who was likely high) to me and Leah: “Well, hello, beautiful ladies.”
Me and Leah: No response.
Weird man (who was likely high) to me and Leah: “Can I ask you beautiful ladies a question?”
Me: “Sorry, we’re actually in a really big hurry.”
Weird man (who was likely high) to me and Leah: “Dang it! I knew you would say that! ALL the beautiful women say that! Maybe I just need to go talk to some ugly chicks!”
Two blocks later a man tried to stop us to sign his petition. We told him we were billing time (which was true) and had to keep going. On the way back he spotted us and SANG to us, “You came back for me!!!”
We almost died laughing.
